Zombies
Zombies ate my neighbors
and then they came for me.
I ran into the house,
they ran into a tree.
They smashed up all my windows,
they smashed open my doors,
I opened up my fridge,
and then I drank a Coors.
First they ate my cat
and then they ate my dog,
but when they got to me
I was passed out like a log.
They picked me up and carried me
over to my bed
and then they left without a trace:
my brain was already dead.
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ok, so I was up way too early this morning, and I was loopy from some meds... its funny, and I had a good time reading it.
This should be under Poetry>Humor or Poetry>Stories Poetry>Spoke Word (cuz you should definately read it outloud) but it rhymes... so I put it here.  Enjoy.... I did. |
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I really died inside, this is just a hollow shell of my former self.
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Evil chicks. They're just like normal chicks. But with more awesome.
"I am but mad north by north west, when the wind is south I know a hawk from a handsaw"
~Hamlet
"My stir-fry is like dynamite wok wok wok wok wok wok."
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You may think you're unique and special, but you're just the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
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The soul: "when it breathes through [man's] intellect, it is genius; when it breathes through his will, it is virtue; when it flows through his affection, it is love."
I got a kick out of it too.... sounds like a plot for a B horror flick.
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"Everytime you plant a tree, God masturbates and its my turn to kill a kitten." - E.H.
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"Success aint only based on self esteem, it takes a sense to differentiate between yours and someone else's dreams..."
"What don't kill will just make me crazier."
-Eyedea and Abilities
*slaps head and giggles a bit
and hugs the rin..cause I needed one if she didn't
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"both hands... now use both hands.. no don't close your eyes I am writting graffitte on your body I am drawing the story of how hard we try" ani D
It's more lighthearted than your poetry is usually, and it's good to see the humorous side of you
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Celebrate Depravity!
True Capitalism
Retribution
i like it, i especially like how there's more to it than it seems at first glance
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"when you were born you were crying and everyone else was smiling, live your life right so that when you die you're smiling and everyone around you is crying"
-anonymous
feminism is the radical notion that women are people
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