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.....pawudo.........
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-- bring back jark. cause i said so.
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
And appropriate.
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Celebrate Depravity!
True Capitalism
Retribution
So we decided to do a deviation about it.
*looks left, right...... licks you*
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"Everytime you plant a tree, God masturbates and its my turn to kill a kitten." - E.H.
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The soul: "when it breathes through [man's] intellect, it is genius; when it breathes through his will, it is virtue; when it flows through his affection, it is love."
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Your musky lips, cramping smoke into halos,
love to finger obscenities and slander. I am a bitch now.
Don’t touch her now, this thing of waste. She’s
Empty. She’s full of spite.
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